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Mandarin oranges are the cocktail weenies of fruit.

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I live in the northwest of a city that is in the northwest of a state that is in the [pacific] northwest of a country.

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i really like the word slippery.

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My Facebook friends list contains nine last names that are adjectives.

Little
Strong
Jolly
Sweet
Urban
Rich
Ace*
White
Freed

*ace as in "ace reporter."

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After the Rapture, Powells' Red Room is going to lose some sales since there will be plenty of Bibles out there lying around with no owners.

Come to think of it, I wouldn't want to be a door-to-door Bible salesman, come Sunday.

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I have more fashion sense than the guy I saw today with his jeans hanging down to about his knees, with a belt on (do those low-hanging pant dudes wear belts?) - and with a pair of white underwear hanging out of the back pocket.

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The scent of the shampoo in the peach-colored container is: Lady Trying to Use Perfume to Cover Up Cigarette Smoke.