Tuesday, March 27, 2012


it's hard to hum the theme to metropolis.

Sunday, March 25, 2012


most people's debit card pin numbers, when entered, sound like shave and a haircut.

Thursday, March 22, 2012


if you put a doggy poop bag in your pocket every time you go out to walk him and you don't take it back out if he doesn't use it because you're afraid one of these days you'll be caught without a poop bag, you will end up with a pocket full of poop bags.