Thursday, February 14, 2013


if they'd had cell phones when i was growing up [and if i'd had one as a kid], life would have been far easier for me in those long periods of standing around mortified that i had no one to talk to.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

kansas city

whenever someone says kansas city, I want to ask them, "kansas or missouri?" because i know all about there being a kansas city, kansas, and a kansas city, missouri, and how they're right there touching each other on the map, and i want people to think i'm smart for knowing this.