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My Facebook friends list contains nine last names that are adjectives.

Little
Strong
Jolly
Sweet
Urban
Rich
Ace*
White
Freed

*ace as in "ace reporter."

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After the Rapture, Powells' Red Room is going to lose some sales since there will be plenty of Bibles out there lying around with no owners.

Come to think of it, I wouldn't want to be a door-to-door Bible salesman, come Sunday.

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I have more fashion sense than the guy I saw today with his jeans hanging down to about his knees, with a belt on (do those low-hanging pant dudes wear belts?) - and with a pair of white underwear hanging out of the back pocket.

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The scent of the shampoo in the peach-colored container is: Lady Trying to Use Perfume to Cover Up Cigarette Smoke.

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I am a highly suggestible person - witness this blog which I created on impulse because a friend told me to.

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In the movie Flamingo Road (whose premise is all about place) Joan Crawford's character's name is Lane and Zachary Scott's character's name is Field.

Sydney Greenstreet's character's name isn't about place in any way, but after all, his name is Sydney Greenstreet.