beep

most people's debit card pin numbers, when entered, sound like shave and a haircut.

pocket

if you put a doggy poop bag in your pocket every time you go out to walk him and you don't take it back out if he doesn't use it because you're afraid one of these days you'll be caught without a poop bag, you will end up with a pocket full of poop bags.

chirp

Chickadees sound like jawas.

snow

Frozen fog is not snow but makes the world look enough like it's covered with snow to make me happy.

One of the most attractive things about Joan Crawford to me is the tiny spaces of shadow at the corners of her mouth when she talks.

[hard to find a picture of. this was close...]

...

Mandarin oranges are the cocktail weenies of fruit.

...

I live in the northwest of a city that is in the northwest of a state that is in the [pacific] northwest of a country.